Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive churches, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
i’m sorry that’s just the best sentence i’ve ever read
An Anarchist? He wasn’t an anarchist. he wouldn’t be liberal either or conservative. He led by example. That’s what he did. He wouldn’t be making any modern day political statement. On either side of the fence.
Someone explain me how practical it would be to have a universal healthcare system when there’s no state.
Let’s break this one down: “homeless Palestinian” -literally no. He was born in a manger because His family was traveling and Mary started giving birth and there was no where to stay. Also, He’s literally a descendant of the Tribe of Jewish. That’s about as Jewish as you get.
"Anarchist"- ‘Render unto Caesar what is Caesar’s, render unto God what is God’s’ -Jesus Christ
"Held protests at oppressive churches" - People were selling in the SYNAGOGUE (not a church) and He quoted Scripture "You have turned my Father’s house into a den of thieves and liars". People got angry at the Pharisees because they liked what Jesus had to say, and disagreed with the Pharisees. The Jews riled themselves up, they weren’t led by Christ.
"Universal Healthcare and redistribution of wealth" - He commanded his followers to act on an individual level out of charity and duty to Him. He didn’t command government to pay for people’s health costs.
"arrested for terrorism, tortured and executed for crimes against the state" - This is where your ignorance on any aspect of Christ at all truly shows. He wasn’t arrested for terrorism… He was arrested for blasphemy. Pontius Pilate literally wanted to let him go, and the Jewish people wanted Jesus executed. Pilate LITERALLY washed his hands from the matter. The Roman state had nothing to do with Christ’s death. The Jews execution of Christ was because He made the claim to be the Messiah, the King of the Jews, as was nailed to the top of his cross.
OP is just wrong, and obviously has no idea about who Jesus was.
OP clearly doesn’t know their biblical history. Or possess knowledge of ancient ideals, cultures and countries.